The FemBottes

pretty for a dark-skinned girl is not a compliment.

Hanging out with my little cousins, right

And I’ve been calling one of them Broseph

You know

Like “Broseph, King of the Brews” instead of Joseph King of the Jews

And this kid

This fucking kid

Comes up with “Breus, king of the Brods”

You know

Like Zeus, king of the Gods

THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM.

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